Alison. 18. Brisbane. Torturing myself by studying Engineering at UQ. Music is amazing and I could hold a conversation about it for days. I'm also bored 99.74% of the time so feel free to talk to me. You will probably make my day.

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A little bit about me. The retardation that is my face. My lovers. You moustache me a question. Submit your n00dz, my hebros.

My grandpa was going through some photos on my phone from our camping trip and he stumbled across a nude..

Today is the day I die.

saf-rimmings:

I-G-G-BYE

jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time

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kushmiri:

tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i

millefeu:

you come into my house, you disrespect my aesthetic 

toocooltobehipster:

click here to see 40 awesome, honest cakes!

fratdouche2point0:

dude: you smoke?
me:

halloweenhomo:

when lots of people start reblogging ur old selfie

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

darlingdiver:

I have a very deep appreciation of Anna Kendrick and her humor. 

(Source: twitter.com)

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